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Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 - Tech. Support {funny}

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space & valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs & now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, & Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

"A Troubled User"

REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHI…