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Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 - Tech. Support {funny}

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space & valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs & now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, & Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"

REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM & is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 & to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 & work on improving the environment. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep3.0, Cook 1.5 & DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Apparels 2.1 & Diamond Jewellery 5.0

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 & will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
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  1. Anonymous5/1/07 6:50 PM

    I had similar problem and I have few things to add. With installation of Wife 1.0 there is also MotherInLaw 1.0 hidden package.

    Also, it is possible to uninstall Wife 1.0, but the problem is that that process will delete all of your MS Money files.

    I recommend use of Concubine application instead of Wife.

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