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Funny liners for your T-shirt

Funny, bold, cool captions for your T-shirts.

> Zero to naughty in 6 seconds...

> There are only 10 types of people in the world....those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary.

> One man’s meat is another man’s poison~ tell me about it- I have vegetarian friends!

> I invented the cordless extension cord.

> What are you looking for? What you see is what you get?

> Girlfriends are like medicine they come with an expiry date.

> Am a
progromer(scratched)
progmor(scratched)
programor(scratched)
prrogremor(scratched)
I write codes.

> You Just wasted 15 seconds of your time reading this stupid message!

> Indian roads.... dotted, for extra pleasure................................

> Cool Messages For Gals T-shirt:

1. WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION
2. 100% BITCH, DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM???
3. Front side "I am A Virgin"
on Back "Sorry This is an old T-shirt"
4. Dangerously Tempting....... mangoes!!
5. On a girls tee: Who said twin tower is destroyed..?
6. HOT IS NOT THE Weather!! ITs ME!!
7. No they are real.
8. Now dont try to convince me that you were actually reading the slogan on my shirt.
9. STOP STARING..................TOUCH THEM!!!
10. READ IT...And you will be hypnotized.
11. JEALOUS ...YOU DO NOT HAVE THEM!!!
12. "Please look up"
13. Back side of T-shirt "Stop following, get a Life/Wife"
14. Check them out
15. I am not a bitch, i m the bitch
16. Its not PMS, its YOU
17. Not everything is flat in Florida


> I'm not drunk !!!I m Chemically Offbalanced !!!

> I am FBI Female Body Investigator

> "Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency"

> I am one of those bad things that happens to good people

> I have two daughters, both are girls.

> 99% of the gals are beautiful rest are in my college.

> God made grass man made booze whom do u trust? (grass refers to marijuana)

> Here I went broken hearted, came to shit & only farted.

> On guys jeans :
TOM(LEFT LEG)_______________ HARRY(RIGHT LEG)

> "Whatever it is i didn't do it"!!

> Which is hottest?
1.Coffee
2.Whisky
3.Woman

> AM NO MONEY. NO GIRLS NO TENSION

> GO FARTING

> MBA:
M - Married / Master of
B - But / Bed
A - Availaible / Activities

> "THE REAL MAN"

> Who ever has said "DOG IS MANS BEST FRIEND" has never seen a Pussy!!!

> "Men do not grow old they grow bald!!!

> My Dad is a Terrorist..Because I am a bomb.

> I Lost My Number Can I Get Yours???

> Trust me I'm a Lier....

> I luv my son's Mom...

> LIFE Without the "F" is a LIE

> Life is an open road...Ride through the mountains...

> I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

> "If you can't laugh at yourself...let me do it for you!"

> Revenge is the reason i get out of bed everyday...

> I see Dumb people.

> I'm smarter than nerd.

> " If you want to read this small font message come close "second line :" keep & maintain 10 meter distance "

> Smoking kills slowly...So what? Who is in hurry?

> Girlfriend? it's a matter of market risk. Please read offer document carefully.

> I = Intellectual hub
N = Naturally blessed
D = Dazalling cities
I = Incredible culture
A = Awaiting you......

> I was born intelligent but education ruined me

> My friends say..... I am the Best

> God is busy can i help you......love devil

> Cherry says " I am the Best" Her Mom says she is born lier..

> My dad is an ATM

> All men are not fool...some remain bachelor.

> All intellectuals are creatively challenged!

> All Men are Mechanically inclined. They screw then they bolt

> Do not forget this is "NATIONAL BREAST AWARENESS MONTH" We stare because we care....!!!!

> No one can remain a virgin for life; life will fuck you anyway. virginity is not destiny... it is lack of opportunity...

> Available on Rent... This space.

> I am NOT Umeployed , I am a Consultant.
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